Here, I made a compilation of my most favorite quotes.
Words by which I stand……………
(…..this one is my MOST favorite quote ever!…..)
Religion is like a penis : it’s fine to have one……..it’s fine to be proud of it……….but, please, DON’T whip it out in public and start waving It around. And, please, DON’T try to shove it down my children’s throats !!!!!
Those who abjure violence can only do so, because others are committing violence on their behalf.
When you rise in life, your friends know who you are; when you fall, you know who your friends are!
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like. (Will Smith)
If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
No one ever says ‘It’s only a game.” when their team is winning.
Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a beat-up truck.
Always be yourself, because : the people that matter don’t mind, and the ones that mind don’t matter!
We hang the petty thieves, and appoint the great ones to public office.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”
People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them.
And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle!
Unfortunately, the most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember : amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
When I turn around and walk away, it does not mean you’ve won. It simply means : your stupid ass isn’t worth any more of my valuable time !
These are quotes which I hold in very high esteem, mainly because they are much in tune with my views.
I have several other quotes here : Other Noteworthy Quotes